Sunday, March 16, 2008

Limerick's!

 

Some samples from our Workshop Follow...
why not try writing one of your own ?

 

        Topic: Plumbers Crack
 
Monstie114:  There once was a plumber named Jack
Monstie114:  He bent over and showed us his crack
Monstie114:  the work he had started
Monstie114:  fell apart when he farted
Monstie114:  and we all thought that plumber was whack
Monstie114:  end
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Topic :  JACK'S ASSISTANT

JTayl:  Jack's assistant had a fit
JTayl:  Said I'm tired of looking at "IT'
JTayl:  Cover that crack
JTayl:  'Fore I give it a smack
JTayl:  I don't like it one little whit!
JTayl:  `
JTayl:  end
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             Topic: "Jack had a wife"

BudSilver:  One day while working his bench
BudSilver:  Jack smacked himself with a wrench
BudSilver:  He knocked him self stupid
BudSilver:  Then struck fast by cupid
BudSilver:  He married that cute little wench
BudSilver:  .
BudSilver:   the end

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                   Topic: Leprechauns Revenge
 
DreamsbyDay:  while walking one day in the woods
DreamsbyDay:  the leprachaun misunderstood
DreamsbyDay:  the road had a bend
DreamsbyDay:  he thought he would mend
DreamsbyDay:  now everyone's lost there but good!
DreamsbyDay:  .
DreamsbyDay:  end
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           Topic: Genetically engineered four leaf clover"

BudSilver:  A bored scientist stuck in a lab
BudSilver:  Said let me give this a stab
BudSilver:  Put some clovers in glass
BudSilver:  Got drunk off his ass
BudSilver:  Now the leafs are all olive drab
BudSilver:  .
BudSilver:   the end
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          topic: Eyes of the Irishman
mintyflesh:  i went down to the pub to sit on the rail
mintyflesh:  and lamented how the irish are pale
mintyflesh:  i looked into their eyes
mintyflesh:  not as blue as the skies
mintyflesh:  but about as amber as their ale
mintyflesh:  .
mintyflesh:  end
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

There once was a little fellow
Of gold and green and yellow
One day a year
if you are clever
You can be the one to make him bellow

Anonymous said...

not on AIM enough to go to all of your guys' events and whatnot, but figured I'd add my own to this here and say good job to everyone else.